The Crotches

The Crotches are a garage punk band from Las Vegas. They have a distinctive look, and a high energy live show with rock n’ roll theatrics and a charismatic frontman — Alonzo Crotch.

The band’s catalog is an unpretentious blend of garage rock, punk rock, and psychedelic rock with singer-songwriter elements reflecting the versatile world of composer and guitarist, Alonzo’s younger brother — Amitkes Crotch.

They have played shows in the US and in Europe with bands such as The Black Lips, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Julian Casablancas & The Voids, Reverend Beat-Man, The Darts and more.

To date The Crotches have two full length studio albums and many more singles, EPs and videos in their native tongue of Hebrew, steeped in anti-nationalistic rhetoric and socio-political critique. On July 17th 2026 they are due to release their first album in English “Fuck The Crotches”, get it through the band’s website or even better — at the shows!

"The Crotches are wild live, especially their singer Alonzo. He's like Bruno dressed as a macho cowboy on stage, stretched out erotically on tables and smashing beer bottles across his head." - Reverend Beat-Man (The Monsters, founder of Voodoo Rhythm Records).