Pussyripper

we made first contact in earthdate july 2014, most or our away team died upon impact due to our velocity and angle of entry into the earths atmosphere, taylor, andrea and blake grabbed their colleagues and forced them into the front of the ship like a barricade and stood on top of them to shield themselves from the force of impact, and is the only reason they survive today. they clambered from the wreckage and salvaged what they could, and survived by drinking eachothers urine for weeks before they had spanged up enough to buy a bottle of water. After further assimilating into earth culture andrea asexually procreated an exact genetic copy of herself allowing her to ask for change, and shuttle any working electronic equipment from the crash site without anyone knowing. blake became obsessed with an archaic "dance" culture and spent most nights tripping balls at clubs, and taylor furthered his knowledge of the man species by going to a non to moderately revered university. kill yourself