JAY SMITH B!ATCH

*** WINNER "BEST COMEDIAN" - Modesto Area Music Awards *** ::: WAKE N BAKE INTERNET RADIO SHOW: WWW.BLOGTALKRADIO.COM/JSB-RADIO ::: GUEST CALL IN: 917-889-3628 ::: Website: WWW.JAYSMITHBIATCH.COM ~ Now Booking May 2011-2012... Text (702)714-0247 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Favorite Quotations: "MY HEROS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS" According to the PRESS: "...novelty rapper Jay Smith...channeling his inner Blues Brother, gave the evening's most raunchy, slurry performance. Smith turned REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Loving You" into "Keep on Humpin' You" and serenaded -- if you could call it that -- the female trophy presenter with accompanying hip thrusts. Way to class up the joint, buddy." -By MARIJKE ROWLAND mrowland@modbee.com Sex:Male Birthday:May 12 Hometown:Modesto, CA Interested In:Women Looking For:Friendship Religious Views:I look at churches... Jay Smith (Biatch) is an American original. Born James Wesley Smith in Modesto,CA in 1907. A song stylist in the great musical traditions of Bill Murray, Robert Downey Jr., and Ice Cube. Jay can take any song, from 'Keep on Loving You' by REO Speedwagon to 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' and make it his own and then make you dance to it! Ya! YOU WILL DANCE! Jay grew up listening to a variety of music; "K-5" (102.3 FM Modesto) and "Hometown Prairie Companion" broadcasts, 78rpm recordings of Zorro stories and Beatrix Potter tales, and the inspired gospel music of the St Josephs Catholic Church. He also spent hours hiding behind the bar Sunday mornings after breakfast at Tiny's Frontpage soaking up the smells of liquor and tobacco, the sounds of the juke box, some dice cups slamming and slurry bellows of laughter and obscenities...and then came the dream becoming an entertainer in such an establishment. Jay took these different forms of noises, smells, and unbelievable sights to combined them to create a style completely his own but only in music and words. Not so much smells. An innovator and creator in a world of imitators and thieves, Jay Smith, will be remembered similar to other great people like Kid Guitar, Joseph Lister, and Kaljo Raid, but more as one of the true fathers of egotism, vanity, conceit, and simple selfishness and not so much the creator of mouthwash and concertos. Although Jay feels he is usually improperly interpreted and unappreciated...The numbers don't lie. And neither do the crowds responses. In the last 4 years, Jay has toured to every corner of the United States and savagely "Beast'd" on every mic and crowd he has ever been in contact with. JAY SMITH HAS PERFORMED IN THE NASTIEST AND THE FANCIEST BARS AND LOUNGES IN THE SOUTHWEST- such venues as: -GALLO ART CENTER(MODESTO) -NINOS(MODESTO) -NOCTOURNAL BAR(SANTA MONICA) -SEVENTY SEVEN GALLERY(AUSTIN,TX) -LOUISA'S(SAN FRANSISCO's MARINA DISTRICT) -THE GATOR BAR(LOUISIANNA) -THE SAND PIT(FLORIDA) -WINDMILL COVE (LODI) -AUDIE'S OLYMPIC (FRESNO) -MOE'S ALLEY (SANTA CRUZ) -THE EPERSON HOUSE(TWAINE HART) -OUT OF BOUNDS(HUNTINGTON BEACH) -MAJESTIC LOUNGE(SACRAMENTO) -LOG CABIN(TURLOCK) -THE TIKI(MODESTO) -THE BLUE TATTOO(MODESTO) -SPEAKEASY LOUNGE(MODESTO DOWNTOWN) -THE EXIT (FRESNO) -BLUE TATTOO(MODESTO) -SKEWERZ(MODESTO) -THE COMEDY STORE(HOLLYWOOD) -PERQS(HUNTINGTON BEACH DOWNTOWN) -ARCO ARENA(SACRAMENTO) -THE MANSION(LOS ANGELES) -TOWER PARK RESORT(LODI) -PACIFIC BOWL(STOCKTON) -NOTTE(SAN FRANCISCO's MARINA DISTRICT) -THE AIRLINER(HOLLYWOOD) -ITALIAN GARDENS LOUNGE(PARADISE) -PATRONZ(MODESTO DOWNTOWN) -THE BLUE LAGOON (SANTA CRUZ) -THE CYPRESS LOUNGE (SANTA CRUZ) -THE COPPER RHINO(MODESTO DOWNTOWN) -FAT CAT MUSIC HOUSE (MODESTO DOWNTOWN) -DELANEY'S (SAN FRANSISCO's MARINA DISTRICT), -BLACK BUTTE SALOON(WEED) -THE SECHWUAN(MODESTO) -HILMAR CHEESE HALL (HILMAR) -TORRI's(EASTSIDE MODESTO), -GURU LOUNGE (MODESTO) -RIDGEWAY's(EASTSIDE MODESTO), -BAD2BONZ(WESTSIDE MODESTO) -BANANA JOE'S(MODESTO) -PADDY'S PIZZA & RIBS(MODESTO) -OLD WORLD(HUNTINGTON BEACH), -BANANA JOE's(9th St. MODESTO), -THE HOTEL HUNTINGTON BEACH(HUNTINGTON BEACH) - THE BATTERED BEAVER(OAKDALE), - WANGA-REI(TURLOCK), -SPINNAKER LOUNGE(MODESTO) and even - THE OUTPOST (WATERFORD) ...COMING SOON TO TRACY, STOCKTON, FRESNO AND OTHER SOON TBA VENUES IN YOUR TOWN! PROMISE!!! Contact Information Email: jaysmith209@gmail.com jaysmithbiatch@gmail.com Mobile Number:+1-702-714-0247 Current City:Downtown, Santa Cruz, CA Yahoo:JAYSEETHER Website: http://WWW.JAYSMITHBIATCH.COM http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jsb-radio Education and Work High Schools: Johansen High 92'-'94 Thomas Downey High 90'-'92 Employer:Hype & Hustle Comedy Shows Position:co-operator Time Period:March 2009 - Present Location:Modesto, CA Description:DJ & COMEDY EVENT HOSTING Employer:Wisecracks Comedy Shows Position:co-operator Time Period:June 2007 - Present Location:Lodi, CA Description:COMEDY LOUNGE VARIETY SHOW Employer:Jake Records Position:Entertainer Time Period:2007 - Present Location:Sacramento, CA Description:RECORDING ARTIST / ENTERTAINER Employer:Speakeasy Lounge Position:Lounge Singer/Insult Comic Time Period:November 2004 - September 2007 Location:Modesto, CA Description:I cussed at you and you acted like a bitch.. *** WINNER "BEST COMEDIAN" - Modesto Area Music Awards *** ~Nominated for "BEST JAM BAND" ~Nominated for "BEST R&B" ~Nominated for "BEST RAP"