Jolly Badfellow

JOLLY BADFELLOW: "A drinking band with a punk rock problem", ingredients: Take 1 Mike Ness wannabe, 1 Tattooer with a bottom lip you could springboard off of, and 1 roofer with a bad case of drum fills. Sautee with: * Cigarette smoke * Jack Daniels * an unnaturally comfortable level of perversion * a sick sense of humor * and a mad desire to explode people's eardrums as they drink their way to oblivion. Simmer until the guitar strings break. Pour all contents into a blender with Malt Liquor, Tattoo Ink, and the insanity to actually love the Life of a broke Musician. Puree, Spill it all onto a Bar floor, throw a Guitar, a Bass, and a Drum Set onto it, and let them ROCK your face off. That's Jolly Badfellow. http://www.sonicbids.com/2/EPK/?epk_id=399949 We make Ted Nugent sound like Ted Nugent.