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About Satellite Theory

October 4, 1957….. The Soviet Union launches Sputnik 1 into low Earth orbit on a technology mission. Despite global reports at the time, it is recorded that the mission was planned and executed with the purest of scientific endeavors. However, given the timing, Sputnik 1’s launch unavoidably precipitated new subtexts of the Cold War, including the Sputnik crisis. More in line with the mission’s original objective, the enigmatic launch of Sputnik 1 also simultaneously triggered a substantial global urgency to accelerate scientific research. March 25, 2014….. It has been nearly 57 years since Sputnik 1’s successful launch into orbit. Over fifty countries now assemble the list of having successfully launched satellites into orbit. Around 6,600 satellites are known to have been successfully launched into orbit. The latest calculations have determined that approximately 3,600 of those satellites still orbit Earth, an estimated 1,000 of which still being functional. A dormant mind might presume the aforementioned numbers to be accurate and honest; such a mind would likely further presume that these satellites have been put in place for the benefit and well-being of mankind…… A progressive mind might question those statistics. What if all 3,600 orbiting satellites not only remain functional, but function in sync with one another? What if the given statistics leave out any number of classified missions? What if nuclear war, man’s greatest fear in the modern age, is a mere deterrent from a much greater, much more well-hidden threat; intangible, untraceable weapons of mass destruction that strafe the Earth within the shadows of geostationary orbit… What if the orbiting satellites are a collective key to a door not visible from within Earth’s atmosphere? A door to a parallel existence? Perhaps to a galaxy as inhabitable as ours? An escape tunnel….? Or……..perhaps this hypothetical door is not controlled by us at all……perhaps the satellites are indeed the greatest weapons of mass destruction that exists, individually and/or collectively……..perhaps they were in fact put in place to protect Earth and mankind from a threat unknown to any of us, kept at bay by vessels that once almost ignited a world war in the name of science, now functioning collectively as a force field for our planet. The theories amassed as naturally as the five men who will lead the venture on this quest for the unknown. Join us in the unpredictable quest that lies ahead as we let our rare mental and musical alignment pave the path. Satellite Theory.... LET US ALL VENTURE TOGETHER, aspiring to take musical expression to new heights, and sharing our story as it unfolds along our quest for answers…
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Genres:
Atmospheric Jam Metal
Band Members:
Morse - Dylan Parker *Warwick Endorser*, Marches - Wesley Hastings, Sirens - George McClintock, Echoes - Vincent Laskowski, Michael Ellis, Scriptures - Fed Fester, satellitetheorystlmgmt@gmail.com
Hometown:
St. Louis, Missouri

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About Satellite Theory

October 4, 1957….. The Soviet Union launches Sputnik 1 into low Earth orbit on a technology mission. Despite global reports at the time, it is recorded that the mission was planned and executed with the purest of scientific endeavors. However, given the timing, Sputnik 1’s launch unavoidably precipitated new subtexts of the Cold War, including the Sputnik crisis. More in line with the mission’s original objective, the enigmatic launch of Sputnik 1 also simultaneously triggered a substantial global urgency to accelerate scientific research. March 25, 2014….. It has been nearly 57 years since Sputnik 1’s successful launch into orbit. Over fifty countries now assemble the list of having successfully launched satellites into orbit. Around 6,600 satellites are known to have been successfully launched into orbit. The latest calculations have determined that approximately 3,600 of those satellites still orbit Earth, an estimated 1,000 of which still being functional. A dormant mind might presume the aforementioned numbers to be accurate and honest; such a mind would likely further presume that these satellites have been put in place for the benefit and well-being of mankind…… A progressive mind might question those statistics. What if all 3,600 orbiting satellites not only remain functional, but function in sync with one another? What if the given statistics leave out any number of classified missions? What if nuclear war, man’s greatest fear in the modern age, is a mere deterrent from a much greater, much more well-hidden threat; intangible, untraceable weapons of mass destruction that strafe the Earth within the shadows of geostationary orbit… What if the orbiting satellites are a collective key to a door not visible from within Earth’s atmosphere? A door to a parallel existence? Perhaps to a galaxy as inhabitable as ours? An escape tunnel….? Or……..perhaps this hypothetical door is not controlled by us at all……perhaps the satellites are indeed the greatest weapons of mass destruction that exists, individually and/or collectively……..perhaps they were in fact put in place to protect Earth and mankind from a threat unknown to any of us, kept at bay by vessels that once almost ignited a world war in the name of science, now functioning collectively as a force field for our planet. The theories amassed as naturally as the five men who will lead the venture on this quest for the unknown. Join us in the unpredictable quest that lies ahead as we let our rare mental and musical alignment pave the path. Satellite Theory.... LET US ALL VENTURE TOGETHER, aspiring to take musical expression to new heights, and sharing our story as it unfolds along our quest for answers…
Show More
Genres:
Atmospheric Jam Metal
Band Members:
Morse - Dylan Parker *Warwick Endorser*, Marches - Wesley Hastings, Sirens - George McClintock, Echoes - Vincent Laskowski, Michael Ellis, Scriptures - Fed Fester, satellitetheorystlmgmt@gmail.com
Hometown:
St. Louis, Missouri

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