Bob Pat Band

The Bob Pat band is a multi-genre roots band. The genres they most identify with are Rockifying, Bluesifying, Funkifying, Reggae-i-fying, and Baby-Making with a splash of Classical. "The music is so diverse and unique it has built a genre of it’s own," said some random guy we kidnapped off the street, under threat of great pain. The band came together through that age-old and enlightened goal of just wanting more attention than anyone else.

Core members:

Bobby Patrick (vocals, guitar, kazoo, awkward dancing, car sleeping, drunken conversation)
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Marc Ouelette (percussion/drums, Kong, Hungarian throat singing, fencing, and human resources)

Skyler Krapf (keys-ing including piano, organ, harpsichord, souls of baby rainbow unicorns, jackhammer, typewriter)

Matthew Probst (7-string electric cello-fy-ing, no more snark needed because that's strange enough in reality)
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Each band member's resume is so incomparably impressive, that it simply will not be further mentioned, and we'll let you fill in the blanks mentally. Think grandiose things.

The band also has many guest artists that frequently join them on stage and in the studio. Including, Alex Steele, Max Graham, Scott Mullenberg, Jerry Garcia, Sir Elton John, Stevie Wonder, the Easter Bunny, and the Grayt Kozmik Yak. Some necromancy required, but no chickens were harmed in the performance of eldritch rituals. May or may not involve hologram projectors.

In the short time the Bob Pat Band has been together, they've quickly acquired many dedicated fans, who all agree that if The Allman Brothers and Paul Simon were to have a baby; it would be one ugly baby. The Bob Pat Band is similar to the likes of The Beatles and The Rolling Stones, in that all of the above own instruments and are Caucasian. The band practices so much humility that it's hard to hide how much more awesome they are than everyone else. "It's important to stay humble when you are just that much more awesome than everyone else", says Bob Pat without the slightest trace of irony.

Hope you enjoyed this amazing band bio, whose author was clearly an unbiased 3rd party, aside from the 14 pounds of gold bullion we provided.

Lets end it on this note...
Music can only be felt by listening and not by words on a page glorifying yourself…

Thanks for reading and enjoy the music.