Eviscerated Zombie Tampon

Eviscerated Zombie Tampon (EZT) was conceived one evening during the summer of 2003 following a week of consuming mass quantities of drugs and alcohol.

Completely annoyed about the state of the current underground scene (and pretty much everything else) Sir Nekro Cuntsplitter and Pussymaggot Bootylicious decided to join forces and unleash the most vile, retarded, over -the- top form of blur/grind that the world had ever heard.

Ignoring the fact that neither of them had any musical ability, talent or experience, they began to seek out like minded (other assholes) people who shared their vision of aural chaos.

1st to be contacted was Josh Maggotruin. After forcing him to ingest a shitload of roofies and taking pictures of him with farm animals, he was blackmailed into joining the band.

Next to be "coerced" into joining was Pete DeMaio. After promising him riches, drugs, and hookers, he was tricked into signing a 50 year contract as EZT's guitarist.

Next to come along was one of Tampa's most reknowned assholes, "Moshing" Martin Manley. As he had no experience/ability to play any instrument, he was immediately given the bass guitar position.

It was about this time that Sir Nekro Cuntsplitter was kidnapped by a perverted, sex crazed lunatic by the name of Black Wydow who proceeded to sexually assault him for a month straight with objects better left undiscussed.
She was eventually offered the positions of keyboardist and second drummer, as she has shown herself to be more than capable of handling big sticks. In exchange for being allowed to join the band, she promised to free Sir Nekro 1 weekday a month, to recuperate.

Spacey King Cosmo III, never a true member of the band, was a last minute addition who filled in for Pete during EZT's debut live performance. The band decided he had to go mainly due to his bizarre obsession with Michael Jackson's monkey, "Bubbles" (don't ask)

Unfortunately, Josh was no longer able to commit to the riggers of being in EZT and was replaced by Baron von Queefhuffer, formerly of the boy band, Anal Pleasures.
After deep meditation, or an overdose of prescription pain medication, "Moshin" Martin Manley has re-awoken and christened himself as Muhamed Faahk Yeumahma.
Since Pete was/is incapable of showing up for gigs due to his his full-time job as a Men's Bath House Attendant, he was replaced by axe-assassin Buster fuckin Highman, best known for his defiling of Mother Theresa's corpse with a bronze-plated dildo.

Following the infamous "Olson Twins tribute" show, both Yemahma and Queefhuffer relocated to Jacksonville, FL and formed Queefhuffer, and exited EZT in the process.

To compound things, Buster ended up MIA, (though rumored to have gotten a gig as Rickey Martin's backup dancer) thus EZT was faced with the decision to carry on or not....

Knowing that the music scene was hopeful for us to call it quits, we decided to forge on ahead....
So they enlisted Jimmy Shitfield (Bass), Dave Mudstain (guitar) and Harry Rectum (drums)
This line-up was now as stable as a 3-legged table along the California fault line

EZT soon reemerged, more obnoxious than ever, opening for Hallows Eve and Paths of Possession during the 2nd Lowlife festival, in 2004

EZT went on to play two more live gigs, Grindfest 2005, with Swamp Gas, and a second show, in the summer of 2005, where Sir Nekro was attacked by some psycho bitch during EZT's set. Though no one was seriously injured, the band decided to take a break from performing, though not ruling out a possible future live show or two...but for all intents and purposes, EZT was officially "On Hiatus".

Jimmy Shitfield and Dave Mudstain went on to form Vomiting Rectum, and Harry joined up with, first Contorted, and most recently, Lethal Prayer.

Fast forward to 2012; Sir Nekro and Black Wydow part ways, both personally and professionally, leaving Sir Nekro and Pussymaggot, once again, as the lone members of EZT...Fuck 'em!
Soon after, in early 2013, Sir Nekro was contacted by Xerxes Grimm (Fetus Omelet, Nekrophalik) about restarting EZT.
After speaking with Pussymaggot, it was decided to restart this abomination, and recording, and tour plans, began to be formulated.

Unfortunately, on April 2, 2013, Scott "Pussymaggot Bootylicious" Valentino was killed in a car accident by a fucling piece of shit who ran a red light while driving almost 20 mph over the speed limit.
Sir Nekro and Xerxes toyed with calling it quits, but with Scott's family's encouragement, EZT soldiered on...

We are currently smoking a lot of weed and thinking about releasing another CD, DVD, or whatever format we can afford....
And some crappy splits with other shitty bands...
We still have some unreleased crap in the can, so it's possible that another EZT release may soon be puked out..
Though we're sure no one probably gives a shit.....
And we've started playing shows again, so be afraid...very afraid

2013, was the 10 year anniversary of this homesick abortion...here's to another 10 years of audio idiocy

Remember, EZT hates you