Viami Mice

The saga of Viami Mice began in the middle part of the first decade of the twenty-first century in the jungles of sub-Saharan Africa. These intrepid explorers were on a quest to discover the ancient mysteries of the Congolese cat-gods through anthropological research and gold-stealing. Little did they know that their safari would take an unexpected turn as the villagers captured and sacrificed our brave heroes to Puddy, the fiercest and most bloodthirsty of all the cat god pantheon. Puddy manifested herself in the body of an apparently taxidermied lion-idol in this public offering. However the villagers were not expecting the magick of the explorers to be so great and the lion-idol sprung to life as the explorers fought for their souls in an epic battle of wits. As the tribes-people chanted and danced, our heroes were eventually overcome by the strength of the cat-gods and tossed into the fire. Viami Mice then transcended to a higher plane, to learn the secrets of feline sorcery. They were thrown back to the mortal realms from whence the came for violating the principle rule of the cat gods; NEVER GIVE A KITTEN A BATH (they hate that). Now back on the mortal plane with supernatural cat-god powers, these new-born jungle cats had one thing on their mind: REVENGE! The World was their ball of string and they knew the importance of rule with an iron fist!!! The saga now takes an unexpected twist as they grow tired and lust for even greater power!!! These cats know that conquering the world is only possible through the most powerful and secret schools of occult lore; the order of the mouse (freemouseonry). Somewhat predictably, these cats were learning about this ancient and secret order of the mouse when they were captured by its adherents and sacrificed to the mouse gods. A great battle ensued blah blah blah... they ascended to the mouse heaven to learn blah blah blah... and the were thrown back to earth blah blah blah... Now they are here and they mean BUSINESS! an adventure in the absurd