THEY SHAKE THE EARTH

Have you ever seen a fire-breathing panda bear, with three heads, take on The X-Men’s Wolverine in an ultimate fight to the death in the middle of a hurricane? If not, then you’ve never been to a THEY SHAKE THE EARTH performance! But be forewarned, though the band may be considered young in human years, THEY SHAKE THE EARTH has already gained the reputation among its members as the WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS BAND! The name, THEY SHAKE THE EARTH, is not simply a hyperbolic exclamation of extremity, but it is also a metaphor of love and compassion, violence and chaos, friendship, outer space, and explosions. All wrapped together in one single entity that is personified by six individuals and audibly expressed through fast catchy riffs, heart pounding breakdowns, emotionally charged melodies, glass shattering vocals, earthquake inducing blast-beats, and poetry. The group is comprised of six of the most dashing, young, lads to ever grace the rolling hills of Middle Tennessee. Beginning with Sandy Stephen Samuel Sparks, the band's percussionist and fearful leader. FUN FACT: Due to Samuel's lifetime banishment, He is the sole reason that THEY SHAKE THE EARTH shall never perform on a Carnival Cruise Line. Providing the low end is Bassist, Pack Mule, and Punching Bag, Nick Friddell. Nick is the youngest member of THEY SHAKE THE EARTH, and therefore, he is a BIG FAT BABY!!!!!!!!!!! Rounding out the rhythm section is Guitarist, Colin Meninmyhole. Colin is extremely lazy, malodorous, and by far the most useless member of THEY SHAKE THE EARTH. Since he is the oldest, his fellow band mates view him as a grumpy old fart (rightfully so), and often seek his help in chasing off obsessed fans with his putrid stench. . "AS HOPE DESCENDS THE OCEAN DEPTHS" Available @ http://theyshaketheearth.bandcamp.com