Stillbust

Matty, Matt, Niall and Ed are in Still Bust. Still Bust have done the following things. 1. Taken almost ten years to record anything worth listening to. 2. Covered an inebriated Asian in so much flour that a magazine saw it fit to give them a prize (w/thekidisfireworks) 3. Stood next to/partied with/met the inlaws and wife of the lead singer of Sepultura. 4. Witnessed a dead trucker in a snow storm. 5 Sat next to an excited canadian doing blow with two chinese men in a bar in prague. 6. Toured Europe 5 times. 7. Destroyed a house. 8. Slept in the middle of a doggers car park. 9. Left a van in Germany. 10. Played a show in clothes found in the attic of a nightclub (as a result of 9). 11. Never played a show in luxembourg, despite having two booked. 12. Seen so many penis' that they are now completely desensitized to the sight of one. 13. Drunk homemade wine while setting fire to each others pubic hair in a croatian bungalow. 14. Partied naked HARD! 15. Lost 84% of games of table football they've played. 16. Broke the gear box of their van an hour away from home at the start of a 3 week tour around europe. Decided to drive the whole way with only 4 working gears while failing to invest in breakdown cover. Somehow managed to get home unscathed. 17. Ate a deer. 18. Had no-one turn up to a show in Slovenia so performed an impromptu spoken-word version of their set to the promoters and barstaff, before playing beer pong and pouring beer down their pants. 19. Our drummer quit a week before we went in to record 77 for you (57 for me). 20. Lots of silly people voted for us to play Groezrock, which we did. 21. Got so drunk for breakfast that none of us remember past 4pm, second day of Groezrock. 22. Finally played a show in Bridgwater without upsetting anyone. 23. Failed to get any of The Computers to have a shot of whiskey with us, so Matty headbutted the handle off a mug. 24. Have (contrary to popular belief) 3 singers who share the vocals almost equally. We will add more things as we do/remember them. Hopeful we will one day have a long list that we can make into a book and sell so much of we can retire rich. Punk/Hardcore/Drinking/Bollocks