Sorry I Came

Josh, the guitarist / shredder extraordinaire was in a band called Sin!clair until it came to light that he kept numerous bodies in his Volkswagen bus. Then the group disbanded, and he started the search for a new musical project. Thus, the birth of SIC. Chris, the drummer / back alley percussionist is a man of many talents. As such, he tried out as SIC's bassist, but was handed a pair of drumsticks when he accidentally killed a rare high plains fairy with his guitar. And he's been hitting things ever since. Evan, the bassist / "most important member of the band" was the last original member to be recruited, partly because he spent many years underground, weaving baskets from catgut and discarded rawhide, and partly because he wanted a six-figure salary, plus benefits. His demands weren't met, of course, but he joined anyway. Rumor has it, he was sick of smelling like rotting fish. Jeremy, the vocalist/golden-throated pinup model, is the newest member of the band. We're not sure where he's from, or why he has a deer carcass in his trunk, but he's definitely not a world-renowned serial killer. His eyes are too innocent. Until he takes the stage... NoCo Popcore, fresh out the kitchen.