Sista Fista Army

Sista Fista is an eclectic four-piece powerhouse hard rock/pop punk band from Toronto comprised of four vulgar ladies. Their not-so-innocent lyrics are hidden in catchy melodic tunes making it easy for listeners to sing along before they can grasp what they're actually singing. The band consists of the brazen Sami Cesspool up front on bass and vocals. Mary Crotchzilla is to her right, blasting out guitar rhythms, while Megan Jailbait is on her left with squealing leads. Elena Red is the backbone of the band; her ground-shaking hits leave the stage spangled in bras. Sista Fista has been playing shows across Ontario and Quebec since 2011 and every performance leaves audiences wet and hungry for more. Their debut EP "At Your Cervix" was recorded at Chalet Studios by Ian Bodzasi (Sum41, Rush, Our Lady Peace). It starts with "Fist Fight Fuck", a hard riff-driven tune that'll make you want to punch everything in sight. The fun doesn't end there: the fan-favourite "Hate Crime My Asshole" would leave a construction site blushing. Currently, Sista Fista are gigging and gearing up to record their debut full-length album. Greig Nori (Treble Charger, Sum41) has recently described Sista Fista as "beautifully raunchy". If you are looking for sex appeal, filth, and catchy riff-driven rock, Sista Fista delivers, leaving every crowd in shock. 4 bitches who wipe back to front and will slam your face in with beautiful melodies.