Cookie Crotch Nuts

Cookie Crotch Nuts was formed back in 1997, which consisted of a couple of little shitheads making shitty ass retarded music just to amuse themselves and their friends. Ten years later in 2007 after years of hating life and being forced to listen to horrible mainstream "music", Cookie Crotch Nuts decided it was time to spread the turd. They founded Futtbuck Records and created their own genre "Heavy Plastic", taking pride in not labeling themselves as a "metal" band. They have spent the last 4 years playing shows locally and a retarded amount of time and money collaborating their ingenious plans to take over the world. In April 2012, they released their first album entitled "Abusement Park" under Futtbuck Records, and currently make 800% more profit per album sold than Britney Spears. Cookie Crotch Nuts... A venereal sensation!!