Autumn Effect

Alright so I should probably re-write our bio. Here goes nothing. We started out as two kids (Sean (me) and Evan). We made really crappy videos of us playing music and talking about naked Asians. Since we were prepubescent middle schoolers, it was adorable. Uh then it all went to hell when the damn testosterone came and wreacked havock with our voices and turned us into angsty high-schoolers. By then we had acquired drummer John, who has been having an off-day. We had gotten along practicing once every two months, yet still talking about how we're gonna tour the world one day and record a classic punk album. So we played at various events, notably the CAMP talent show, Ryan Burke's graduation party, and Create Topsfield, where we got kicked off stage because the exotic Indian dancers could perform. Then just for shiggles, we added Seth and Jaden to the line-up. Jaden is a vegan who won't stop talking about the fact that he is a vegan. If you see him punch him. I am just kidding. He is a fine young man who seems to has lost his way. Uh that about brings us up to 2014. We currently are working on such hit singles as "Heterosexuals Are Gay", "The South Will Rise Again", "I Went To The Florida Everglades And Now I Have GatorAIDs", and "Varsity Twerk Team". And we are now somewhat of a legitimate band. Evan you pansy I told you not to change our thing Melodic Post-metalcore punk